Here comes the mandatory "This is what we did at my sleepover" update.
So we all got slushies first because LIKE WHOA, WE'RE NINJAS.
Then when Mom picked us up, we went home and were like "Okay, what now?" And I can't remember what we did for the first 10-or-so minutes we were at home.
Wait, I kinda remember. We hung out downstairs and I got Riverface and Cr4eex into Hellsing and Nik-chan played piano and guitar. And we listened to hard rock Christmas songs and had slow mo kunoichi rival fights. XD
At some point Nicole got really, really hyper and started doing impressions of drunken Naruto characters. And that made me laugh so hard I almost pissed. Especially Iruka. And Kariko (the first time). And the ever-so-classic strawberrymilk!Sasuke. And, with the exception of the Mizu line, Nikara. And, with the exception of the "drench me" line, Gaara.
OHMYGOD CRAYONS. She killed my crayons, the biznatch. It was funny, though.
Most memorable drunk-character lines:
"Gawd, you stupid fish."
*holding up crayons to lines* "OMYGOD THE PRETTY COLORS!"
"I looooooove Mizuuu...actually, I don't..."
"See the white crayon? USED! See the brown one? NOT USED! RACIST, I TELL YOU!"
"I loooove the color purple."
Shukaku: *gets drunk* "I DEMAND VODKA."
Gaara: "...Oh shit."
Shukaku: "I shall kill EVERYONE if I do not get my VODKA."
(ten minutes later)
Gaara: "So, ANYway..."
"East Australian Current! But I don't want to go there! There's nothing to do there but COO~RAL!"
"C-can I have a little g-glass of sake?"
"Integra, where are my glasses?"
"And THEN I was like, 'I WILL THROW CHAIRS AT YOUR HEAD, IKEA. And they will be cheap chairs made of tree and also of rubber, which is is made of tree.' And then Zetsu showed up and he was like 'AUGH' and then he ATE MY FACE."
"Nikara's so ugly even rice krispies won't talk to her!"
"I'm drunk 'cause I'm crying and I'm crying 'cause I'm drunk."
"I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW...(trips over a chair)"
"So I was watching Yu-gi-oh GX because I can totally watch movies..."
"(insert countless amusing lines here)"
Oh, and there were these kids outside the grocery store and guess what? THEY WERE FIGHTING WITH PLASTIC NINJA SWORDS IN THE PARKING LOT. OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS. I had a spaz and ran up to them and asked if they were pirates or ninjas. They replied in Japanese. I had another spaz and told them ecstatically that if they ever needed to stay in Hidden-in-Mist, they were to be welcomed with open arms. AND THEY WILL BE.
Then we watched The Ring. it was funny.
I AM GOING TO MALL OF GEORGIA ON SATURDAY, MAY 6. I WILL MOST PROBABLY BE GOING TO THE MANGA STORE.
ANYONE WHO WANTS TO AND/OR CAN GO, PLEASE REPLY TO THIS POST.