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***PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE SEX THAT IS ME.*** [03 May 2006|06:43pm]
AS OF TODAY, I AM SWITCHING LIVEJOURNAL ACCOUNTS.

As wonderful as the name piraticalretard has been, I feel I must change it. I am sorry, but I am no longer either a pirate or a retard. So, as faithfully as the name has served me, I must leave it to die.

Everything that has a beginning has an end, Neo.

NEVER FEAR, HOWEVER, FOR I AM NOT LEAVING THE SMEX THAT IS LIVEJOURNAL.

My new account will be located at:
http://mirios.livejournal.com

See you all there!

*puts flowers at piraticalretard's grave* I remember when we flew kites...
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Woo. [02 May 2006|05:47pm]
[ mood | content ]

Tagged by x_mog.

Name ten of life's simple pleasures that you like most, then pick ten people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not touse things that someone else has already used.

1) Music that fits something perfectly, even if it's about something totally different
2) Barefootedness
3) Spontaneously bursting into song
4) Singing in the shower
5) Falling in love with cartoon characters
6) Making sand peanuts the like of which the world has never seen castles. ^_^;;
7) Gel pens
8) Laughing so hard your spleen hurts
9) Really cool-looking socks
10) Inside jokes and other folks who've got much more to say

I tag whoever wants to be tagged.

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Wh-WHAT?! [01 May 2006|06:10pm]
[ mood | confused ]

And then Nikara and Mizumi teamed up and killed Vienna Teng.Collapse )

WHAT THE CRAP?! That...that song...THAT IS THE SONG THAT THE QUIZZES KEEP SHIPPING FOR!

But...but she wrote the GaaMizu song too...I'm CONFUSED.

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Concerning Mall of Georgia:

PEOPLE WHO ARE PROBABLY COMING
- Krystal
- Sarah

PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW
- Cree
- Riveryetineji-kun

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;________; [30 Apr 2006|12:05pm]
[ mood | very very emo. ]

Damn you, makers of really good Gaara AMVs.

The song "Drought" by Vienna Teng makes me cry now.


Also, that song from Betrayal of Brothers? "Remember Me"? That is THE Kariko and Ikea song. O_O





*edits*

GAWD. All these songs from sad and/or really good Gaara AMVs are making me emo. I'm never going to be able to listen to these songs without crying.

I leave you with THE MOST GAARA/MIZUMI SONG EVER.

Vienna Teng - Shine

in this desert land
I know some rain must fall
see where we began
we've come so far
on this harbor shore
we hear the ocean call
in our minds at war
we have so far to go

shine with all the untold
hold the light given unto you
find the love to unfold
in this broken world we choose

in unending storms
we search for space to breathe
how our hearts are worn
we've come so far
in this desert
how we blossom and we cease
tell your story now
we have so much to know


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Concerning Mall of Georgia on Saturday:

PEOPLE WHO ARE PROBABLY COMING:
- Krystal
- Sarah

PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW:
- Nicole
- Cree
- Riveryetineji-kun

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Real ninjas...have spontaneous plastic sword fights in the middle of parking lots. [29 Apr 2006|08:30pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]

Here comes the mandatory "This is what we did at my sleepover" update.

So we all got slushies first because LIKE WHOA, WE'RE NINJAS.

Then when Mom picked us up, we went home and were like "Okay, what now?" And I can't remember what we did for the first 10-or-so minutes we were at home.

Wait, I kinda remember. We hung out downstairs and I got Riverface and Cr4eex into Hellsing and Nik-chan played piano and guitar. And we listened to hard rock Christmas songs and had slow mo kunoichi rival fights. XD

At some point Nicole got really, really hyper and started doing impressions of drunken Naruto characters. And that made me laugh so hard I almost pissed. Especially Iruka. And Kariko (the first time). And the ever-so-classic strawberrymilk!Sasuke. And, with the exception of the Mizu line, Nikara. And, with the exception of the "drench me" line, Gaara.

OHMYGOD CRAYONS. She killed my crayons, the biznatch. It was funny, though.

Most memorable drunk-character lines:

ITACHI
"Gawd, you stupid fish."

NARUTO
*holding up crayons to lines* "OMYGOD THE PRETTY COLORS!"

NIKARA
"I looooooove Mizuuu...actually, I don't..."

NEJI
"See the white crayon? USED! See the brown one? NOT USED! RACIST, I TELL YOU!"
"BLEACH!"

GAARA
"I loooove the color purple."
Shukaku: *gets drunk* "I DEMAND VODKA."
Gaara: "...Oh shit."
Shukaku: "I shall kill EVERYONE if I do not get my VODKA."
Gaara: "..eep."
(ten minutes later)
Gaara: "So, ANYway..."

HINATA
"East Australian Current! But I don't want to go there! There's nothing to do there but COO~RAL!"
"C-can I have a little g-glass of sake?"

KARIKO
"Shaman KII~NG!"
"Integra, where are my glasses?"
"And THEN I was like, 'I WILL THROW CHAIRS AT YOUR HEAD, IKEA. And they will be cheap chairs made of tree and also of rubber, which is is made of tree.' And then Zetsu showed up and he was like 'AUGH' and then he ATE MY FACE."

MIZUMI
"Nikara's so ugly even rice krispies won't talk to her!"
"I'm drunk 'cause I'm crying and I'm crying 'cause I'm drunk."
"I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW...(trips over a chair)"
"So I was watching Yu-gi-oh GX because I can totally watch movies..."
"(insert countless amusing lines here)"

Oh, and there were these kids outside the grocery store and guess what? THEY WERE FIGHTING WITH PLASTIC NINJA SWORDS IN THE PARKING LOT. OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS. I had a spaz and ran up to them and asked if they were pirates or ninjas. They replied in Japanese. I had another spaz and told them ecstatically that if they ever needed to stay in Hidden-in-Mist, they were to be welcomed with open arms. AND THEY WILL BE.

Then we watched The Ring. it was funny.

Shikapapa.

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I AM GOING TO MALL OF GEORGIA ON SATURDAY, MAY 6. I WILL MOST PROBABLY BE GOING TO THE MANGA STORE.

ANYONE WHO WANTS TO AND/OR CAN GO, PLEASE REPLY TO THIS POST.

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HAHA. [29 Apr 2006|06:41pm]
That does it.

When I go to see Pirates of the Caribbean, I am going in full kunoichi garb--ninja sandals (I WILL MAKE THEM), hitai-ate, graduation vest, and kunai holster.

Underneath my vest I shall be wearing a shirt reading "traitor".

MOO HA HA.

I might be the Mizukage of a ninja village, but I can watch some awesome pirates if I want to. ^_____^
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SAND TUBA NO JUTSU. [28 Apr 2006|07:25am]
[ mood | bored ]

Cree, River and hopefully Nicole and Krystal are coming over today after school and WOOT. Perhaps we shall watch Invader Zim!

I have one sentence for you:

If I were not a Narutard, pure and simple, I would not be sitting at my computer listening to "Best Friend" by Toybox. I mean...what the hell.

OH! Speaking of which, "You Spin Me Round" came on the radio yesterday at the grocery store! I almost split a lung laughing! Actually, what I did was drop ALL the glutin-free macaroni (don't ask) in my hands, go out into the middle of the aisle, and spin around with my arms open yelling "THREE HUNDRED SIXTY DEGREE VISION, OH YES!"

That rivals the time "Cold Hearted Snake" came on the intercom at Hastings...oh my god. I couldn't stand up. Matt had to ask me what was wrong. I replied that I'd be okay as long as "Mr. Sandman" didn't come on next.

Oh, and...

SAND TUBA NO JUTSU!

Okay, I've figured that ever since Shukaku got extracted, Gaara hasn't been sure what to do with his back. I mean, he's been used to lugging around a peanut the size of a small country on his back all his life. I'm surprised he hasn't hired a personal chiropractor.

So, anyway, now that the peanut's gone, what does he do with his back? He must feel really, really weird without something dragging him down in the back. I'm surprised he doesn't fall over.

Solution?

Gaara did the only thing left to do: Joined the Sunagakure All-Boys' Marching Band and learned to play the tuba.

His new ultimate defense attack: Blow into the tuba. Sand flies out and confuses the enemy.

This joke then extended into the fact that his tuba is haunted. He still can't sleep because whenever he tries to, the tuba will play of its own accord.

Poor pretty Kazekage boy. He must be tired of having unnecessarily large haunted apparatuses with him. And he needs some Z's.

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OHYES! [27 Apr 2006|07:24am]
[ mood | YAY! ]

THE NEW EVANESCENCE ALBUM COMES OUT OCTOBER 3, DATTEBAYO!


Oh, I love this band. I don't know why...but I do.

Cree, next year, expect me to come to school in self-made Evanescence fan-proclaimation. XD


*edits*

There's another one I thought was by them, but apparently it's by Diru. ^_^;;

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Woot for kunoichi. [26 Apr 2006|08:17pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

In response to Krystal posting her team, I present:

AMEGAKURE TEAM 16.

Tsukino Mikawa Collapse )

Kotohara Mizumi, the obsessive weirdoCollapse )

Hiroe Hana, the homocidal voice of reasonCollapse )

Juno Kariko, the never-quite-awakeCollapse )

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NEW 12-CHAR THING! [26 Apr 2006|05:54pm]
[ mood | confused ]

Someone made a new 12-characters thing! DIFFERENT QUESTIONS!

All right, here we go.


List 12 characters from random fandoms and then answer the questions. Don't look at them first.

Oh, this is gonna be special.Collapse )

Oh, and bytheway Nik, I submitted the Shortest ItaSasu Ever. XD

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Amusing Naruto and Green Day things. [25 Apr 2006|09:46pm]
[ mood | awake ]

Give Me Novacaine = GaaMizu.
She's a Rebel = YondaiKyuubi.

Thank you.

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*viciously bludgeons friend* [25 Apr 2006|07:06pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

Cree, Nicole, River? Remember the GaaMizu bit "OH MY GOD!" "Well, it's what Baki told me!" The wonderful Sarah HAD to take that in her special, special little way, and make it into something so, so wrong.


A word of advice to anyone who ever wants to say anything regarding GaaMizu, sand, or tents to Sarah:

DON'T.

A word of advice to Sarah:

GO AHEAD, SAY "ULTIMATE DEFENSE" ONE. MORE. TIME. I DARE YOU.

AND YES, MIZUMI. IS. BLIND.


GO FUCK YOUR DADDY'S LAWNMOWER, SARAH. YOU HEAR ME? YOUR DADDY'S LAWN MOWER!!

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I'M CANON. [24 Apr 2006|07:57pm]
[ mood | SHANNARO~! ]

OHMYGOD.

GAARA AND I ARE SO, SO, SO CANON.

Why are we canon, you ask?

Well. You can ask that question to the picture on the chapter art for Volume 9, Chapter 81.

Why?

Because in that picture, he is carrying a water bottle on his shoulder right above the peanut, or possibly attached to it. There is a kanji on that bottle.

That kanji says Mizu.

Awwhellyes.

*BASKS IN CANON GLORY*

*is pathetic*

*edits* Best Ino vs. Sakura video EVER: Clicky, it's really good.

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GaaMizu [23 Apr 2006|09:46pm]
Wrote some konoha-high!GaaMizumi, it's on my DevART.

Konoha High=AWESOME STORY.

Also, bought a buttload of manga and some CDs today. The Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack is now my new best friend, besides the peanut and Limewire. I LOVE THAT FREAKING SOUNDTRACK! #s 4, 7 and 15 are my favorites. <3
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THIS GOES OUT TO CRAPCONNERS OF 2006. [22 Apr 2006|11:08pm]
[ mood | XDDD ]

Because Iruka says so.Collapse )

WE TOTALLY NEED IT ON T-SHIRTS.



*edit*

ALSO, I BOW DOWN ON MY KNEES AND GROVEL BEFORE THE WONDER THAT IS LIMEWIRE.

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Crapcon ohmygods yes. [20 Apr 2006|07:53pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

CRAPCON. WAS SO. FUN.

I went as Hinata, 'course, with hoodie and little Hyuuga things on my sleeves and even drawn-on Byakugan lines! XD

KRYSTAL WAS T3H BEST. NARUTO. EVER. I mean...just YES. (NaruHina DID happen, in case you were wondering. *insert vomiting Nik here*) And Nik was a great Itachi, especially with the whole prancing-in-fields-of-flowers bit and the whole "Itachi Vs. Mr. D'Andrea" thing that happened in the small darkroom. Of course, Cree was The Jitterbug Shino. And it was great. And we laughed.

(God. Someday we're just going to, like, hold a Crapcon in the darkroom. It is the Naruto Crackroom. Nik and I always come up with the crackiest Naruto crack when we're in there. XD)

So after school we went to QuickTrip, during which some interesting implied pairings raised their heads (I mean, who ever thought of Itachi as Hinata's packhorse? XD She was carrying my bag for me) and some interesting shit happened (I WILL NEVER FORGET RUNNING ACROSS FOUR LANES SCREAMING "WOOT FOR CRAPCON" AS LONG AS I LIVE).

Then, we went back to school, watched some Outlaw Star and took some really cracktastic pictures...oh yeah. And there was the Irish Dance-off between Itachi and Hinata, with Shino refereeing. XDD HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW NIK COULD IRISH DANCE TOO? So yeah.

ME: *treble*
NIK: *jig*
ME: IT IS ON.
NIK: IT IS SO, SO ON.


Oh, and Hinata's sending subliminal yaoi messages! LOOK WHAT SHE'S DOING WITH HER FINGERS! O_O XD


WE EXTENDED IT ONE MORE DAY because, well, how could we not?

Tomorrow, who'm I going as?

Timejump!Gaara, of course. XD My horrible original CrapconTimejump!Gaara cannot be remembered in Crapcon history, so I must do a better one.

Pictures will be put up, be sure. *cackle*

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URRRRRRRRR [20 Apr 2006|05:37pm]
[ mood | angry ]

HOLY FUCK I WANT TO KILL THE PEOPLE IN RIVER'S SIXTH PERIOD. BECAUSE SHE CAME OUT OF CLASS BEING ANGSTY AND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE "WTF THEY WILL DIE" AND BY THE WAY THEY WILL. They have NO RIGHT to call her the things they do. They don't have a right to call her ANYTHING, what with how she puts up with it. The demonic ones are them.

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Get a Crapcon 2006 pass today! [19 Apr 2006|05:58pm]
[ mood | XD ]

So with my little Gaara cosplay, I started a thing.

Okay. So, for some inexplicable reason, some kid at school had AN ITACHI HAT. I mean, what are the odds, right? So I went over to him during lunch time and stole it and was like "ITACHI-KUN~!" and then Nik drew eyeliner on her cheeks and put her hair in a ponytail and put her hoodie on backwards (so teh Itachi Soup Collar of Doom and Exposition was big enough, see?)

So, for day 2 of Chamblee Crapcon 2006:

Nicole is going as either Iruka or Nikara
I'm going as Gaara again, but slightly better. XD
Krystal is going as Naruto (YAY EYELINER WHISKERS)
and Cree is going as t3h lovely Shino. XDD

WOOT! Buy your 2-day passes now!


*edits*

Actually, I'll be going as Hinata-chan. XD I'm sorry, but I cannot walk around with that peanut on all day for fear of crushing it. It's bloody PAPER.

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Moo ha ha. [19 Apr 2006|07:27am]
[ mood | lazy ]

I'm going to school today as Gaara.

I did the heart above my eye in magic marker and put on a minimal amount of eyeliner, and I'm going to do tape rings on my pants as soon as I can find some masking tape. Moo ha ha. I look like an emo whore but that's okay because, well, so is pre-time-jump Gaara.

I also might attack Nicole with pen and make her Itachi. XD

I love being a Narutard.

Meagan, please don't hate me. XD

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Excuse my spaz. [18 Apr 2006|08:15pm]
[ mood | HAHAHAHAHA ]

I had to write out a spaz I had concerning a piece of jewelry shaped like a certain peanut gourd on the back of a certain pretteh homocidal Kazekage.

(peanutspaz)

OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD THERE IS A PEANUT NECKLACE OMG I MUST GET IT OMG I MUST GET IT HAVE I MENTIONED OMG? IT IS ON CARTOONPASSION.COM AND IT IS MINE HAHAHAHA THERE IS A PEANUT NECKLACE MY LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AND MY MOM SAID I COULD GET IT AND ALSO OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA I FEEL SO HAPPY INSDE HAHAHAHA TAKE THAT MIZUMI HAHAHAHAHA I WIN AT EVERYTHING OMG NOW THAT I KNOW THERE IS A PEANUT NECKLACE MY LIFE IS WORTH SOMETHING OMG I AM GOING TO DIE RIGHT HERE OF SHOCK BEFORE I EVER GET THE CHANCE TO CAMP OUT FOR RING 3 (OMG) PEANUT GAARA PEANUT GAARA GOURD PEANUT NECKLACE HAPPY PAYPAL HAPPY SO VERY VERY HAPPY WHAT IS LOVE?!

(/peanutspaz)

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